Friday, June 30, 2017

Shit MFD Said Vol. 42

MFD: Steph. You should be in the FBI.
Me: Why?
MFD: I just think so.
Me: No.
MFD: Why not?
Me: I don't like perps. Or guns.
MFD: That's too bad. I think you'd be a good fit. 

Me: I honestly can't believe I'm asking this but do you have nail clippers here?
MFD: ha ha. I don't know

On the beach
MFD: Do you have a pen?
Me: No.
MFD: Why not?
Me: Does this look like an office? Why do you need a pen?
MFD: I wanted to write you a note. To share an observation.
Me: You could just tell me.
MFD: No.
he was afraid people would hear him...I could barely hear him

Coming home from Hank's 40th
MFD: It was nice to see everyone.
Me: It was!
MFD: I didn't take any pictures.
Me: Me neither.
MFD: Pics or it didn't happen so I guess it didn't happen.

Getting ready to leave for the shore
MFD: Do we have an iron there?
Me: Nope. Have you ever been there?
MFD: oof
A few minutes later
MFD: We do have wrinkle release there, right? Hon?
Me: Yes mike. You've used it there many times.

Me: What is this movie?
MFD: Just some kid's coming of age movie.
Me: What's the name of it?
MFD: I don't know.
Me: The remote is right next to you.
Presses guide, I see Stephen King's it, he is grinning
Me: No. No no no fucking way.
MFD: It's day!
Me: No.
MFD: It's fake.
Me: No. There's a terrifying clown with razor teeth, the image of my worst nightmares, that lives in a fucking drain.
MFD: So turn it off then?

Gets up and runs downstairs, out the door down there, and back inside
Me: What are you doing?
MFD: I have to go pick up a seller's disclosure.
Me: Why did you go downstairs and out that door instead of just going out the front?
MFD: I'll be back
A few seconds later
Amplified voice outside SLOW DOWN
I get up and see him standing on our street with a megaphone
Me: Mike!
MFD: 

uncontrollable laughter
Me: Mike!
MFD: What? If they're not speeding, I won't say anything to them 
Later
Me: Are you going to do this every night?
MFD: Maybe.
Later
MFD: I'm leaving this megaphone at the front door.
Me: Maybe you should get a sandwich board sign too.
MFD: Yeah I was thinking that.
Me: I was just kidding.
MFD: Not me.





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26 comments:

  1. The video slayed me hahahaha #slowdown

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  2. The nail clippers...every single time :) xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  3. I need him in our neighborhood ❣️Slow down. Stop at Stop signs. Mike Doyle is an UNPAID public servant always. Continued Godspeed ❣️ A happy way to start the day. A safe and sound and joyful weekend to all.
    Love. Your. Momma.

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  4. OMG that video is hilarious. Could there be a funnier person to read about? I doubt it. Hahaha. This post just made my day.

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  5. MFD never disappoints!! Happy Friday!

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  6. Haha I love that he was using the megaphone to yell at people!

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  7. "It's day" LOLOLOL

    Your nail clipper situation is our tweezer situation. We had at least 5 pairs around a few months ago and now I know of one.

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  8. YEAHHHHH - IT is totally a 'coming of age movie' - it was a coming of age of me being terrified of clown my whole life!!!!
    ... I literally LOL'ed at the nail clipper comment... I think we all need to chip in & every person buy clippers & send to him for Christmas ;)

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  9. That video is AMAZING, oh my god

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  10. My fave series. No way could I watch IT again here, either. Nope, Nope, Nope.

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  11. This may have been my favorite installment of this. I can't express in words how much I enjoyed your husband YELLING AT PEOPLE ON THE STREET WITH A MEGAPHONE. This man is a keeper; honestly for the blog material alone.

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  12. "Pics or it didn't happen so I guess it didn't happen." HAHAHAHA.
    Also, Kyle and I usually text each other when he has something to tell me and people are around. Lol!

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  13. Your being a good fit for the FBI. Just awesome. Jack tries that shit with horror movies on t.v. Just no.

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  14. LMAO. The megaphone. The slow down. And everything else in this is a win as well.

    I'll be over here on the floor until the next Shit MFD Says.

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  15. Hahaha I love that the tables have turned & you asked him for clippers.

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  16. LOL the megaphone! Can he come down here and ask people to use their turn signals?

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  17. Cracking up at the pen on the beach. Love that he wanted to write you a note!! Must have been super confidential.

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  18. Also adding a second comment because I just watched the SLOW DOWN video and I am cracking up. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

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  19. like I said on twitter I was going to watch this while in the waiting room for Physical Therapy. I couldn't get past the first 2 without controlling my laughter and I was getting strange looks.
    Thanks for making me laugh

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  20. In regards to the "observation," he could have texted it to you. LOL! Also, show him this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5aE8RhIqaU

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  21. I loved the megaphone video! That's hilarious. Jacob and I share our observations and "let's get out of here" signals via text. Haha!

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  22. The nail clipper saga is my favorite saga. AT this point he should have 6 or 7 nail clippers strategically placed in your home and car, right??

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  23. HAA!! Don't know where to start but every conversation or comment initiated from MFD is hilarious. The megaphone is TOO funny!

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  24. I'm so happy that a video exists of the megaphone. I love it.

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  25. Laughing so hard at SLOW DOWN. Also I love that without fail, we always get a good nail clippers comment.

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