Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Shit MFD Said: Vol 36

Me: There's some taco meat in there too.
MFD: Brownies?
Me: No.
MFD: I heard brownies.

MFD: What was in that box?
Me: Stuff for me.
MFD: It was probably for me. Probably Gold.
Me: Not for you and not gold.
MFD: Frankincense? Myrrh?
Me: None of the above.

MFD: Did you go Back to the Future to get those pants?
Me: They're trees!
MFD: Steph, did you borrow those pants from Debbie Gibson?
Me: It's Christmas and they're trees.
Stephen: Where did you get those leggings?
MFD: 1980.
Me: Shut up!
MFD: Steph, Tiffany called. She wants her pants back.


Me: Mae would not go to the bathroom.
MFD: Did she have her sweater on?
Me: It's 60 fucking degrees.
MFD: She doesn't like to get wet.
Me: This is not a household for special snowflakes.
MFD: I guess not.

Pushing the ornament boxes close to the candle on the coffee table
Me: You are ridiculous right now. You almost lit yourself on fire.
MFD: Wouldn't be the first time this month.

Watching Christmas Vacation beginning driving scene
MFD: laughing That's totally me.
Me:  Everything about you is Clark Griswold.



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22 comments:

  1. I can't believe he didn't finish off the Wise Men crack with a, "okay, coal then." LOL at the lighting things on fire response. Touché MFD.

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  2. He never disappoints. Love those leggings, but enjoyed he 80s reference just as much! Merry merry!

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  3. LOL wouldn't be the first time this month. Too soon, MFD. But I appreciate your ability to laugh at yourself. And I'm with you on the pants...

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  4. Nothing wrong with being Clark Griswold... now cousin Eddie? That's your problem
    Not a household for special snowflakes... that made me bust out.

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  5. That's it, in 2017 you are calling the E! Network & getting a reality show.

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  6. I'm dying with the leggings. Are those LulaRoe, that may be a misspell? They seem to be the rage here. I heard brownies, also classic lol

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  7. Your leggings rock, no matter what decade they appear to be from ;) And the brownies/taco meat cracked me up. Reminds me the other night when Jared asked what we were doing for dinner and I said, "Well, there are some leftovers and I think we have enough stuff to make a big salad." His response was, "Oh, you ordered a pizza? Cool."

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  8. HAHAHA, they double teamed on you with the leggings. Rude. Lol. My husband would say the same... ha.

    I love the pups face in the first picture, haha!

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  9. Probably gold. Hahaha these are always my favorite.

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  10. those leggings are fabulous! they don't know what they're talking about. 'this is not a house for special snowflakes' hahaha. i swear, your responses make me laugh as much as the shit MFD says.

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  11. The candle & the leggings comments had me dying.

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  12. Haha I love the one where he said that it wouldn't be the first time that he got lit on fire! And I also love the fact that he fully admits that he's Clark Griswold too!

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  13. I love the reaction to leggings and the tag-teaming.
    I saw someone with gingerbread man leggings the other day. I KNOW they have to be comfortable but I cannot abide by that.

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  14. As usual, I'm cracking up. Those leggings are great!

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  15. taco meat/brownies.. we have a selective hearing problem at our house too.

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  16. His humor and random comments are the best. Are those LLR leggings? Too funny he decided to pick fun at them.

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  17. Wouldn't be the first time this month?! That is hilarious.

    I am sorry but I laughed forever at the leggings section!

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  18. Robin Sparkles called, she wants her pants back so she can go to the mall. HAHAH J/K!

    happy new year!

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