Friday, March 31, 2017

Shit MFD Said Vol 39

From the basement
MFD: Hey Steph muttering and banging
Me intentionally not answering, more muttering and banging
MFD: Hey hon
Me: What.
MFD: Not too long ago you were cleaning up some things downstairs and there was this old scratched up mouthpiece next to a Century 21 pen. I know where the pen is, do you know where the mouthpiece is?
Me: No...wait, you know where the exact pen is but you don't know where the mouthpiece is?
More banging and bullshit
MFD: Hey Steph where's the shell for the sage, huh?
More intentional ignoring

MFD: OPI nail liquor, two pack, 7.99, Groupon! You want it?
Me: Did you say liquor?
MFD: Lacquer?
Me: It's nail polish. No. Why are you looking at Groupon?
MFD: They send me email every five minutes. You know, from back in my Groupon days.
Me: I'm glad those days have passed.
MFD: Maybe they haven't.

After beeping at someone
Me: Seriously?
MFD: It's not that hard. Learn how to drive.
Me: Who taught YOU how to drive?
MFD: Satan
I go for my phone
MFD: Oh go for your for to write that one down huh?

Walking over the Brooklyn Bridge
MFD: It's okay. Soon you can sleep.
Me: What? It's not even noon.
MFD: no.sleep.til Brooklyn

flipping through the Roku
MFD: Where's Showtime?
Me: Mike. 
MFD: What?
Me: You know what it feels like my entire life is? 
MFD: err
Me: You asking me where things are.


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26 comments:

  1. He's due for asking you about a nail clipper soon. Happy Friday!

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  2. bahahaha love the last one! Well, all of them are funny actually. Nail liquor? hahah

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  3. I am cracking up at the nail liquor. Also I totally hear you on the constant asking where things are. Just this week I said to Matt, "Are you new around here? The scissors/tupperware/extra soap/lighbulbs/etc have been in the exact same place every single day of the last 1.5 years!!!"

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  4. He looks like a puppet master in that picture... (Or PUG-pet master. Sorry... it's Friday and all.)
    The Brooklyn Bridge one cracked me up. And K always calls me out after he says something dumb or snarky and I pull out my phone to jot it down. Ha.

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  5. These are my favorite! haha the groupon convo is classic! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  6. hahaha at nail liquor and his no sleep till brooklyn reference!

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  7. No sleep till Brooklyn! He never disappoints. Happy Friday!

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  8. hahaha MFD NO STAY OFF THE GROUPON! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!

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  9. I also intentionally ignore when i hear banging and muttering. No good comes of it.

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  10. YESSSS to the shout out to Beastie Boys :)
    Groupon had a deal for polish? I need to check Groupon out more often!

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  11. No sleep til Brooklyn! Love it! And lol at his group on days. And the intentional ignoring across the house while the men mutter and bang on stuff is definitely a must. Happy Friday <3

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  12. Lol the pen cracks me up. Chris doesn't know where anything is but last night he called me on the cell from the garage and said, "There's a screwdriver on Zoe's side table in her room next to her books. Can you bring it to me?" Wait, what??? You know exactly where this random screwdriver is that i put there? No sleep til Brooklyn!!! Lolololol

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  13. Oh my gosh on the asking where things are. Infuriates me.

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  14. These cracked me up. Especially No Sleep till Brooklyn! Have a great weekend!

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  15. We make the no sleep till Brooklyn joke every time we drive to my parents' house. EVERY. TIME. And it is always funny.

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  16. Hahaha oh my the mouthpiece conversation! That is too funny.

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  17. LOL on the driving like Satan come-back! They know us so well...

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  18. Loved the Brooklyn comment and so did my husband he cracked up.

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  19. Just seeing this now. Lol lol. Groupons. Driving. All of it. Keep us laughing.
    Love. Your. Momma.

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  20. No sleep til Brooklyn...too funny! Groupon floods my inbox a little too much these days even though I haven't bought anything in years but that's cute MFD is shopping the deals for you!

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  21. No sleep till Brooklyn. Priceless.

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  22. LOL I love that he's not so sure that his Groupon days can't be revived because of their constant emails. The no sleep til Brooklyn actually made me snort haha.

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  23. These are always my fave, but that Roku one is the BEST!!! Haha

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  24. I sometimes think marriage is built a bit on intentional ignoring sometimes. lol. I had no idea that I would spend so much time in my life answering the question of where something is...but I feel like you spend even more time doing so! haha.

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