Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Shit MFD said this week


When I ask him to stop blocking the TV during the final dance scene of Dirty Dancing:
What? You've never seen this before?

When I wake him up from a very long Sunday nap:
What should I be doing? Watching the stupid Property Brothers?

Eating fruit cobbler I made Sunday and pointing at me with his spoon:
You know what? You should open up a fucking Honey's Sit-n-Eat type thing.

After not looking for the Gavescon at all. This can also be applied to keys, mouse, money, lighters, iPhone charger, ankle brace, whatever:
MFD: Where's the Gavescon?
Me: In the paisley box next to the pink box.
MFD: I don't see a pink box. This? (touches a tan box right next to the pink box)
Me: No.
MFD: What the fuck? Are we playing hide and seek with the medicine now?

Via text about a package we were expecting:
Me: I think the lamp arrived.
MFD: Wish it was a leg lamp...
When I told him I was doing a shit you say blog.
Oh. That's good.

Haikuesday:
Why can't men find things?
Age old question, am I right?
Just fucking look, men.

AND and and...check me out at Insert Classy Here where I'm sharing Hausfrauing Tips & Tricks today.

Tomorrow: bitches eating crackers. See you then. I hope your Tuesday doesn't suck hard.

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41 comments:

  1. This is amazing. My husband can never find anything, especially when it is directly in front of his face. I told him we were having BLT's for dinner and he said he couldn't find the bacon..... which he moved to get the tomatoes.

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  2. MFD and my husband sound like they might be the same person. I can't publish half the conversations we have because my mom (and his mom) read my blog. And the "looking" thing: holy crap. He asks me where his wallet is. It's smack dab in the middle of the kitchen table.

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  3. My husband can never find anything either, and he also seems to view colours a little bit different than me, so he'll say, "Oh, well, I would have looked there but that box is brown, not grey." Ughhhhhh men, haha

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  4. haha same here. my favorite is when my husband accuses me instead of asking me. WHERE DID YOU PUT THE [insert weird hammer drill bit thingy here]?! like i even know what that is!!!

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  5. This is freaking awesome! I always tell Steve I'm gonna put all the dumb shit he says on Facebook. Sometimes I do. I may have to use this idea in my quest to become better organized.

    Um, the Property Brothers are NOT stupid. They are my Canadian fantasy.

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  6. My husband will be staring at something in the refrigerator and ask me where it is. *smacks head*

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  7. No SHIT. Sometimes I ask Daryl how he managed to keep himself alive to the age of 37 before he found me, so I could find all the stuff he needs to keep himself alive.

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    1. Seriously Saxty, how did they stay alive before we got with them?

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  8. Joe can never find anything either. I don't know what it is!

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  9. My husband SWEARS I don't know how to find anything. But really it is him that doesn't. I swear.

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  10. I love your Haiku today, it's perfect! Tyson always asks why we just can't keep everything in the same place all the time, easy because he puts it back in the wrong place.

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  11. I get accused of moving/hiding/throwing things away all the damn time. 9 times out of 10, I never even touched the item.

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  12. I cannot stop laughing at "what should I be doing watching stupid property brothers?"

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    1. Come on now MFD! The Property Brothers hold an important part of my heart!

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  13. YES. God bless Jared's soul.... but I get asked "where is the...." and "Do we have any...." every single day. And the do we have questions? It's like random stuff that OF COURSE WE HAVE. Yes, we have scissors. Yes, we have a sharpie. LOL!!

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  14. Love it! My Dad used to always accuse me of moving his keys then he would find them in a jacket pocket or work bag. Love thew Honey Sit-n-Eat idea for a restaurant! :)

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  15. Your Haiku is basically the most accurate thing in the world. Drives me fricken insane when Doug says he can't find something and it's RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.

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  16. "What the fuck? Are we playing hide and seek with the medicine now?" + the haiku... GENIUS!

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  17. You know what? You should open up a fucking Honey's Sit-n-Eat type thing. <-- win

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  18. OMG I love this. You should do a once a week blog like this!!!! And girls, wait until your men get older.
    There IS manopause. I was LOL-ing from the first quote! I love when they ask you what there is to eat. REALLY- open the fridge/pantry and look. They really want you to tell them what they want to eat. I am half-tempted to hang the grocery store receipts on the fridge.
    Loved, Loved, Loved this, and you, too! YOUR MOMMA

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    1. MFD never thinks we have anything to eat Mother.

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  19. Haha, love this. If only I could convince my guy to share some of the ridiculous things he says on my blog. Just last night he was saying how hungry he was, so I said 'make a sandwich'. His response? 'That fucking sandwich should make itself'. Oh, okay LOL. Men are crazy!

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  20. Haha this is funny! and seriously my ten year old son can't find anything even when it's right in front of him

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  21. i adore that picture of him!!! so cute!

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  22. Thank you!! The finding thing. And then I get the - "Why look, you always know where everything is". Someone has too! This was cute!

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  23. hahaha "Oh that's good" that is awesome.

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  24. Um YES, MFD, you should be watching stupid property brothers. Seriously, get on that shit.

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  25. Aaron does say some crazy shit, for sure. He's not so bad with the finding stuff, except for keys and sometimes his phone. The other day was the best, when he asked out loud where his phone was and then realized it was in his hand.

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  26. Hahaha but I have to agree with MFD when it comes to waking up from naps... I mean if it's a Sunday in the fall, in my house it's either nap or watch football, and I probably like most football games about as much as he likes Drew and whatshisname so yeah, bring on the sleep!

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  27. I literally think men's brains must be put together entirely differently than women's. They really neverc an find anything. Also, I've seen the Sit N Eat on TV,a nd I want to go.

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  28. My husband does the same, something will be in plain sight, ask me where it is, then gets mad at ME when I ask him if he's even attempted to look.

    And who doesn't want a leg lamp?!

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  29. hahahah I love it!! "just fucking look, men."

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  30. They literally are blind and retarded! LOL

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  31. "What are we playing hide n seek with the medicine now"- classic. Literally couldn't stop laughing!

    Angi@ cantbuymelovvve.blogspot.com

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  32. haha oh my gosh, dudes say the most ridiculous things. I need to start keeping my own list!
    -- jackie @ jade and oak

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  33. Men don't really look
    They expect us to find it
    Maybe we should not?

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  34. Men don't really look
    They expect us to find it
    Maybe we should not?

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  35. Can you please place hidden cameras all over your house so I can hear this stuff real time...I mean it...you guys just might have a reality show in the making...you KILL me...both of you...in a good way.

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  36. LMAO. I just started a post about things that Will says. I always forget to write them down, so lately I have made an effort to write them down!

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  37. OMG right? Every single night: "Where is the remote?!" - Listen, you're the only one that controls the TV from 6pm-10pm so why in the hell are you asking ME!? Also loses his watches, money in laundry and hats on regular basis. . . anything left lying around. Really it's not lost it's just where it goes, but he wouldn't know how to find it if it wasn't just lying in the middle of the counter.

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