|post idea from Shannon at Brass Honey|
There is never a time when the quad laundry sorter is empty.
We're more spiritual than religious, yet there is a Buddha in every room and one of us is a Catholic.
Two people spread clothes across four bedrooms.
We are on opposing sides in the thermostat wars.
If the door and windows can be open, they're open.
We subscribe to the treat yo'self philosophy.
The dining room table is a dumping ground.
There has never been and will never be any ketchup in the house that is not made by Heinz.
The sheets get changed at least once a week.
We don't have any booze, beer, or wine.
There's stuff hung on every wall and precious few of those walls are white.
Only one of us puts dishes in the dishwasher regularly, and that is not MFD.
We laugh a lot.
Most days a human cleans up a dog mess inside.
We never run out of coffee.
The kitchen will be finished "soon."
The dogs lay with Steph and then me when Steph isn't present.
The front bow window installed by the previous owners might as well be made of cheesecloth.
When Steph wakes up, don't try to engage. Eyes down and act busy. She may just pass you by without further orders... (This cracked me up. It's the truth)
And in your house?Inspired by this post from Shannon at Brass Honey.