Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Rainy Days and Tuesdays can both suck a wang

I highly recommend this clear bubble umbrella, specifically if you work in a city. You can glide through the rainy streets with ease, safe from precipitation in your little bubble. You will still see what's going on around you, which will keep you from banging into the umbrellas of others who are stalking around with their heads down, cursing. Even Serena van der Woodsen uses it:

Image from styleseendaily.com

Totes bubble umbrella. Get it. Then, carry it and USE it, or you will look like this:


What the frig! It's like a wet mark of a reverse butt. Christ on a crutch I am a mess. Instead of using my beloved umbrella, I used this on the two block walk back to my office from the gym:


Classy. I looked and felt homeless. While I'm airing grievances, you down there. Sanuk flip flops. I love you for daily wear. I can walk all the live long day without my feet, legs or back hurting like they do in most flip flops. However, you get an F for rain performance. I was slip sliding away and nearly broke my ass a dozen times. Get your shit together.


Attention people in the lobby: when I bust through the revovling door with my wet T-shirt over my head, don't stop and look at me in dismay like I am The Swamp Monster. I am not. I just play one on rainy Tuesdays.

Finally, a huge thank you to building management for closing the closest revolving door every time it rains so I have to walk another half of thousand miles to get in the building. Am I on Candid Camera?

Wet and singing along with Karen Carpenter,

SMD

p.s. Tuesdays are the worst day of the week. They're not the first day to jam through, they're not Wednesday poising you for transition into weekend mode, they're not Thursday/Friday Eve. Useless.

p.p.s. MFD makes awesome ribs.

4 comments:

  1. I have the bubble umbrella b/c it works wonders in the rain and on the beach for shoots...O Koro Tochi is bidding well wishes for a fast and dry train ride home.xo

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  2. I hope you continue "blogging"- is that what the kids are calling it? I've only read two posts so far and I'm into it. Keep up the good work!

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  3. Great post...bubble umbrella is a MUST for city walking. (I hate jerks always smashing into you) I feel your pain on the flip flops too! I guess that's why I was laughing out loud as I was reading your post. :)

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  4. I was a swamp monster once! Apparently it was horrific!!! But it was one of my best memories EVA!!!!!

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