Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Tuesday Strikes Again

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If you know me, you know Tuesday is no friend of mine. It sits there after Monday, serving no purpose save to cling to the beginning of the week like a disease. We're prepared for Monday to bum rush us. Wednesday finds us hot and heavy in the thick of things. Thursday is a big slow slide into Friday. Friday starts the weekend. What does Tuesday do? Nothing. It's the lazy bastard weekday that should be banned.

Since I have unfettered animosity towards Tuesday on a weekly basis, I think it screws with me on purpose.

Today was no different:

Last night I was up most of the night with hideous heartburn. Geege was up fretting over the wind and rain. The whipping overnight winds removed the remaining leaves on the tree that blocks the back neighbors, so they got a clear view into my bedroom as I was getting dressed. Which of course I didn't discover until late in the dressing game, causing me to immediately sink to the ground like Maya Rudolph in Bridesmaids but at least I wasn't shitting in the street in a wedding dress.
photo: quickmeme.com
Then the people walking by the front of the house got an equally inappropriate view since my pants were in a dry cleaning bag in the living room so I emerged downstairs sans pants. Traffic was bumper to bumper on the way to the station, causing me to miss my first train. If the later train wasn't late I would've been cutting that one close too. It's raining and I left my umbrella at work. By the time I made it on to the train I was soaking wet and cold.


I finally got to work with wet pant hems (hugest pet peeve!) and promptly spilled creamer all over the floor and my cardigan. Need I go on?

Tuesday, let's lay down our swords. It's not even 8 am and I'm crying uncle.











I'm linking up with  HeleneEmilyKathleenand co Host Rachel for Tell me about it Tuesday.

Helene in Between


13 comments:

  1. Love this post but hate your pain!

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  2. Ugh, I HATE, DESPISE, DETEST wet pant hems. That feeling when they slap your ankle... ew!

    Sounds like you have a Case of the Tuesdays. :-(

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  3. ughhh sorry girl friend!! that picture of the bride in the street is pure genius!! thanks for linking up!

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  4. hehe funny stuff. I vote for 5 day weekends, every weekend.

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  5. oh goodness, I LOOOOOVE that movie. and now I will be watching asap. thanks!

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  6. hahaha, this post was brilliantly funny!!!

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  7. Oh my goodness I cannot STAND wet pants hems!! Especially when I get home in the evenings and take my shoes off, and promptly get my socks wet on the backs of my pants...@#$(*@#($#*&.

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  8. Ugh I agree on Tuesdays being awful but mine certainly don't bite back the way yours did. Although, the image of you sinking to the ground cracked me up ;)
    Horrible about the pants hems, you are so right - huge pet peeve. They just never dry.

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  9. Awww! What a yucky start to your Tuesday! I hope it got better as the day went on. Thanks for stopping by my blog today!

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  10. Wet pant hems are the worst. I hope Wednesday doesn't kick your ass tomorrow.

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  11. You are so right about Tuesdays! I need to know where you got that queen coffee cup in the next post, I think I need it! I hope the rest of your week is less wet. Have a good day!

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