Wednesday, September 7, 2011

I'll take You're a Weinerwhistle for $2,000 please, Alex


Dear Trebek:

I have a love/hate relationship with Jeopardy. Jeopardy itself is engaging. You are a fartface.

You are the HOST of Jeopardy. You are not a contestant who knows all the answers. You are not buzzing in. You are simply reading the answers off of a card someone gave to you. So when a contestant answers incorrectly, there is no need to be a smug asshole about it. Your know-it-all, superior attitude is baseless and grating.

Stop it. And also, suck on it.



Regards,

SMD

p.s. Just because your job calls for you to sometimes say words in other languages doesn't mean you are fluent in said language so lay off the insane accents.

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