MFD: For once there is cardboard in the house from a purchase you did not partake in. Who would have thought that was a possibility?
Me: Is that a comment on my Amazon Prime usage?
MFD: I think so.
Thermostat Wars: Summer Edition
Me: You do realize that the house is now colder right now than it is in the winter when you complain about me keeping the heat too low, right?
MFD: Let me tell you, it's not...because I'm sweating and clammy. I'm not clammy in the winter.
Me: No. On the thermostat it's the same. What do you have to say about that?
MFD: I'm clammy. The air is staying on low.
Holding up his much loved/worn Eagles hoodie that I hate
Mfd: Steph. I'm throwing this out.
Me: breaking into a huge grin
MFD: PSYCH! You were so excited. Why would you think I would throw this out?
Me. Because it's gross and you've worn it 470 million times. Who even says psych anymore?
Mfd: Psych! I do.
Me: Mmm.
MFD: This turkey with coleman's mustard is awesome.
Me: Your life is just awesome right now, isn't it?
MFD: Aside from a parking brake issue, yes.
MFD: Stephanie, when are you going to make Nutella, peanut butter, and banana snacks?
Me: We don't have any Nutella.
MFD: We do. I hid some.
Me: You did not. I threw it out.
MFD: Stephanie, when are you going to make Nutella, peanut butter, and banana snacks?
Me: We don't have any Nutella.
MFD: We do. I hid some.
Me: You did not. I threw it out.
Me: I want to go out to breakfast.
MFD: Not until vacation. You know what my breakfast consists of every day?
Me: Boring tears?
Me: Boring tears?
MFD: A shake.
Me: Boring tears.
How we buy cars:
How we buy cars:
MFD: I'm so pissed off we didn't get to see Taylor Swift.
Me: Really?
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Of COURSE, you took a picture. Your blog readers need to experience this with you! Thanks to MFD for being such a good sport. By the way, I've never paid attention to what MFD's name is. Is it Michael? Well, anyway, when I read these, in my head I say Mother Fuckin' Doyle. I thought you would appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteAn excellent edition. One of my favorite MFDs! So entertaining! Love you both!
ReplyDeleteLove, Your Momma
Who says Psych?! MFD of course! Haha! Didn't know he was such a huge T-Swift fan. The boring tears is hilarious! I am back to having shakes for breakfast too. :(
ReplyDeleteI love the cardboard and psych lol.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!Picture or it didn't happen. Lol. So funny the two of you are.
ReplyDeleteLOL - I totally try on stuff in the store without going into the dressing room whenever possible.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah... don't judge me on all my Amazon Prime purchases! (Sometimes I think the UPS guy must wonder what in the heck I'm up to!)
Bahaha I wish I could come up with a witty, indepth comment. But suffice it to say, this is totally my life! -Dorrie @ Bear Den Plantation
ReplyDeleteHA!! I love the picture with this one. The thermostat wars are a constant battle in our house. It can start as early as the end of May. It's just wrong for me to be sitting on the couch with a blanket and a sweatshirt because I'm freezing cold. Love the shorts picture too!
ReplyDeleteOh he is just so funny! Clammy and psych I want to be a fly on the wall with you two! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDeletehaha! guys are hilarious when they shop. they are too lazy to even try to find the dressing room but would rather put clothes on top of clothes and buying risk ill-fitting clothing.
ReplyDeletemy husband is a huge shopper (i swear he has a hidden vagina) and once when we were at winners, i went to look for him and he was wearing A WHOLE NEW OUTFIT. just standing in front of the mirror with clothes that he did not wear into the store. our convo went something like this:
me: what the hell are you doing and where the hell are your clothes??
him: oh, the dressing room was too far so i decided this was a good spot to try this stuff on. no one can see me, right?
me: you mean that dressing room? (pointing right behind him) and for the record, you're 6'1; EVERYONE can see you and what you're doing. i saw you changing the second i looked up from the womens area.
him: *shrugged* so, what do you think? *stands from side to side*
me: *walks away*
*risk buying ill fitting clothing. damn phone.
DeletePsych really should make a comeback. I think he's on to something. TSwift isn't coming here til October and I'm already regretting not having tickets. And your car buying sounds like a dream!
ReplyDeletehahaha I love it all so much. 'aside from a parking brake issue.' Man, what did he do when he found out you threw out his hidden nutella?
ReplyDeleteMy husband is trying to singlehandedly bring back "booyah." It makes me shake my head every time.
ReplyDeleteahahha, so, so funny. He sounds hilarious. Props to him for bringing "psych" back.
ReplyDeleteLove the new banner- you have the prettiest eyes!
Surely Groupon purchases come in cardboard boxes from time to time.
ReplyDeleteTyson is a middle of the store try it on guy, I just walk away. Far far away.
LMAO @ boring tears and psych! Also, I love Kelli's comment above about Groupon purchases. Psych THAT!
ReplyDeleteLooking for the awesome-ness in simple things is great. :)
ReplyDeleteI too would like to know what happened after the Nutella conversation. Have had the hoodie conversation way too many times with Kevin UGH!
ReplyDeleteI get way too excited for these posts! And the struggle is real with the thermostat wars in this house too, ugh... oh and changing/trying on clothes in the middle of the store. Men have no shame :-P
ReplyDeleteThese always make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI cut up cardboard boxes every week and haul them to the compost pile. I have a problem too.
the how you guys buy cars is my favorite. also why do guys insist on keeping ratty, old things for forever?
ReplyDeleteShorts on shorts! Oh MFD. Your life is too easy.... which is why boring tears makes total sense. ;) My husband doesn't believe in trying things on in dressing rooms either. Life is awesome... but parking brake issues are not!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha he sure did trick you with that shirt! I sometimes still say psych, don't hate! And clearly he needs a better hiding place if you were able to throw out his Nutella. Who throws out Nutella anyways?? That is like a cardinal sin!
ReplyDeleteScott has a sweatshirt that he's worn 8 billion times. We have pictures of him with my nephew, taken YEARS apart, and he is in the same sweatshirt. I hate that thing and if he ever leaves it where I can easily find it, I will get rid of it.
ReplyDeleteLOL on the hidden Nutella that was thrown away and him trying on shorts over shorts in the store.
ReplyDeleteYou two are hilarious. I love the Eagles sweatshirt one it made me laugh out loud for real. There's also a chance I may or may not say psych...
ReplyDeleteYou two need a reality show...seriously...y'all are a riot. It sounds like you have an online ordering issue just like me. Glad I am not the only one!! Ha!! And tell MFD that I have tried on clothes over clothes in stores too...who has time for dressing rooms!? :)
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possible to make sure that he comes back, but nothing worked out for me....
And i saw a marvelous testimony with this email adress
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until Dr omoze did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me
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possible to make sure that he comes back, but nothing worked out for me....
And i saw a marvelous testimony with this email adress
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Dr Omoze on the forum.. And i saw how Dr Omoze reunited a family and
brought the Husband of a woman back to her in just 24 hours..I never
believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before..
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until Dr omoze did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me
and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the
internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband came to my
house and knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him
back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don't know how much to
convey my appreciation to you Dr omoze.. you are certainly a God sent to me
and my entire life and family.. he did his work just as he guaranteed me in
24 hours and it yielded an optimistic result to me and i was able to get my
Husband back. right now my Husband has falling so much in love with me and
my kids like never before. This spell casting isn't brain washing but he
opened up his eyes to see how much i love and wanted him, i really don't
know how best to be grateful to you Dr omoze for bringing happiness into
my life and family, and now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his
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He cracks me up! Laughing at the ac wars and his I'm clammy response...
ReplyDeleteUgh ... The holding on to ratty old clothing! I'd get it if it held some sort of sentimental value (I'm the kind of person who wouldn't get rid of something because of that), but with my husband it never does. It's just like a plain grey t-shirt. And I'll say, "We can buy another one. We can probably buy a whole pack of them at Target or Costco!" and he'll respond with something like, "But I like the way this one fits." He doesn't say "Psych," though. I haven't heard that in so long! Haha.
ReplyDeleteugh KC has a crappy ratty old tshirt (from his high school) he's worn 500 times and he's totally done the 'i'm getting rid of this' trick to me. and lol @ taylor swift. me too, MFD, me too.
ReplyDeleteDave does that whole "I'm not walking into the fitting room" shtick all the time, it's kinda funny
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