tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post3778192040486047005..comments2024-03-22T04:01:14.613-04:00Comments on Life According to Steph: Keys are our KryptoniteSMD @ lifeaccordingtostephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09884611147965544589noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-88136585049971543522014-02-13T20:45:19.739-05:002014-02-13T20:45:19.739-05:00Get your self a keyless entry now...it will save y...Get your self a keyless entry now...it will save your life...it's worth every single cent...SWEAR!!!Because Shanna Said Sohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03481799999447192285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-68248736844966654212014-02-13T07:41:24.984-05:002014-02-13T07:41:24.984-05:00Instead of LifeAlert around your necks you need ke...Instead of LifeAlert around your necks you need keys. That said your front door is the devil's trick door. I have unlocked it , tested it from the inside to see if it is unlocked yep perfect. Shut it went to my car, came back and locked. It is fucking unbelievable. It has happened more than once. Between that and unlocking your basement door (which I think I may have mastered) I am convinced your doors are portals to some other dimension. llf1020https://www.blogger.com/profile/16196234993611944142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-48546657436163066582014-02-12T22:16:27.845-05:002014-02-12T22:16:27.845-05:00oh my gosh ha I can't believe the key flu you ...oh my gosh ha I can't believe the key flu you both now have! i seriously check my purse several times before i leave the house and several times before i get out of my car. i'm so paranoid. and can't wait to read about geege tomorrow - eeee!<br />-- jackie - <a href="http://jadeoak.com" rel="nofollow">jade and oak</a>jackie jadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12445081275530729227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-18890571051487444012014-02-12T18:32:15.092-05:002014-02-12T18:32:15.092-05:00Honestly can this post get anymore funny? That si...Honestly can this post get anymore funny? That side by side pic reference to Johnny Castle I am literally dying over here.Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02298068456724701894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-29382675019250517112014-02-12T17:11:11.084-05:002014-02-12T17:11:11.084-05:00once I locked my keys in my car while it was runni...once I locked my keys in my car while it was running. that was fun. but other than that I'm pretty good with keys, credit cards, ID, etc. Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982384010862344796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-9968741023575361982014-02-12T16:20:09.958-05:002014-02-12T16:20:09.958-05:00As I read this I couldn't help think of the sh...As I read this I couldn't help think of the shrinking keys from Harry Potter. In the Chamber of Secrets which I just re-read Arthur Weasley says wizards put spells on keys to make muggles think they are losing their keys when in reality they are shrinking.<br /><br />I've determined you must have pissed a Harry Potter world wizard off and that is how all this key shit happened.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-60127515489242293922014-02-12T15:22:21.627-05:002014-02-12T15:22:21.627-05:00hahahah! This is why I love living in a rental bui...hahahah! This is why I love living in a rental building with a doorman. My door is never locked. Never. Because I'm just as awful with keys. I used to leave them sitting on my counter in my dorm (but door unlocked), then my sorority house had a keypad (number written on my shoes) and for the 2 years after that, my roommates dealt with it. When I moved back to Chicago, I would lose keys in bars, I would forget them to have the door auto lock behind me, it was just a mess. I started attaching a key to my bras. Can't lose that! Then I just started leaving my door unlocked and that's how it stands today. It's cool, Hawkeye's on guard, though I often come home to John or a friend lounging on my couch.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11422365462021152556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-63484199467362618932014-02-12T14:30:55.548-05:002014-02-12T14:30:55.548-05:00I always (always always) keep my keys in my purse,...I always (always always) keep my keys in my purse, and my purse on the bannister. No more lost keys! My kryptonite is remembering to take food out of the freezer early enough to let it completely thaw before I need to cook it!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01412035876304255637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-83012945194081946402014-02-12T13:57:55.899-05:002014-02-12T13:57:55.899-05:00I love that he broke into his car. So fucking fa...I love that he broke into his car. So fucking fantastic. He should have had someone record it for you.<br /><br />Luckily we do not lock ourselves out ever (watch, I will do it today) because we go in through the garage door and leave the door from the garage into the house unlocked, but I lock myself out of my office all the damn time. The best is when I teach a night class and the only people who can let me in is security. More than once, it has been one of my students working for security who has to come let me into my office. Fucking embarrassing. Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04226603442421611345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-13320663204827413722014-02-12T13:35:35.479-05:002014-02-12T13:35:35.479-05:00Cannot wait for Geege!
I'm horrible with keys...Cannot wait for Geege!<br /><br />I'm horrible with keys too, but we got an electronic lock (as part of our alarm system, although you can just by the lock separate now). It's awesome. You can't get locked out! I can even use my phone to unlock the door on a rainy day!! Y'all might want to check it out! Hahah - I have broken a back door window once before to get in!Jessica Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08573961940671527302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-38439549658417445042014-02-12T13:19:02.342-05:002014-02-12T13:19:02.342-05:00This had me laughing because I can relate! I got l...This had me laughing because I can relate! I got locked out of the house with my kids last summer a few times. I had to have my son climb in through the small bathroom window. I wanted to do it, but I was kinda afraid my fat ass would get stuck, and then what? I never had to break into my own car though :) Atleast not yet. lindsay della vellahttp://www.lindsayspianomusic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-67840746399038104942014-02-12T12:50:26.482-05:002014-02-12T12:50:26.482-05:00I am CONSTANTLY losing keys and locking myself out...I am CONSTANTLY losing keys and locking myself out. At one point when we were first married--I locked myself out at least 3-4 times A WEEK. It to to a point that I basically gave everyone I knew a key. I even just tried leaving our door unlocked (FINE! Criminals be damned! Take everything!) but even then I'd ACCIDENTALLY lock myself out. I don't even know how that happened! I can't believe the window replacement was less than the locksmith. Are you EVEN kidding! Sheesh!Joey Hodges https://www.blogger.com/profile/03924167639294786738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-74823283101785950522014-02-12T12:44:58.190-05:002014-02-12T12:44:58.190-05:00OMG, I remember the stories of you having to climb...OMG, I remember the stories of you having to climb the ladder to get in the house! I couldn't even tell you where a key to our house is. The locks are tricky but the good thing is that you can't actually lock yourself out. We just use the keypad on our garage doors and praise Jesus for battery backup.<br /><br />It's a good thing too because I'm sure my mom has the key flu. She's always locking her keys in the trunk of her car. Then one day James did it and said "I pulled a Gramma."Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673986016485754373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-78370175566972664772014-02-12T11:59:50.499-05:002014-02-12T11:59:50.499-05:00For some reason my keyfuckery is getting better, b...For some reason my keyfuckery is getting better, but it still kicks my ass on certain days. Walletfuckery has now taken hold. I blame internet shopping. Gena Rawdonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09257357678962825578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-90787181923581598832014-02-12T11:48:42.560-05:002014-02-12T11:48:42.560-05:00Haha I love this. I've done that with my car ...Haha I love this. I've done that with my car countless times. Thank God for AAA.Briannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15343989978472064388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-41366578709464381062014-02-12T11:38:33.590-05:002014-02-12T11:38:33.590-05:00I recently locked my ONLY car key in the Jeep in a...I recently locked my ONLY car key in the Jeep in a movie theater parking lot. Genius!Kate @ Another Clean Slatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646464393586461119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-24837065513821776132014-02-12T11:27:59.311-05:002014-02-12T11:27:59.311-05:00Key fuckery...hahah! Considering how much i lose e...Key fuckery...hahah! Considering how much i lose everything else, I'm shocked I haven't lost my keys more often. But I'm definitely planning to leave a key for our house at my brothers place- which is right down the street. Better plan for the worst!Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04710641803812752938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-77115512797339020272014-02-12T11:20:58.143-05:002014-02-12T11:20:58.143-05:00I am dying to the "key flu", hahaha. I n...I am dying to the "key flu", hahaha. I never claim the room keys when we're away...I ALWAYS lose...always, damnit!Nichole @ casadecrews.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16965329389850039573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-35443148240897532442014-02-12T10:27:16.598-05:002014-02-12T10:27:16.598-05:00hahaha ohh no. keys suck. i always lose my phone- ...hahaha ohh no. keys suck. i always lose my phone- that is my kryptonite.Helene in Betweenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03734694540206484285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-24325426779150110912014-02-12T10:11:33.587-05:002014-02-12T10:11:33.587-05:00Al, we will look into those when we get new doors!...Al, we will look into those when we get new doors! We should be good with a lockbox when it arrives and MFD doesn't keep stealing ours for clients. SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09884611147965544589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-27156377422598758692014-02-12T10:10:36.522-05:002014-02-12T10:10:36.522-05:00I once thought I was a year older for about six mo...I once thought I was a year older for about six months. Numbers are cruel mistresses, man.SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09884611147965544589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-80856936476578326732014-02-12T10:08:46.054-05:002014-02-12T10:08:46.054-05:00My neighbors get that call from me often! Usually ...My neighbors get that call from me often! Usually because I'm trapped out front wearing pajamas!SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09884611147965544589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-90138316231822210842014-02-12T09:59:19.307-05:002014-02-12T09:59:19.307-05:00How about one of these for the house? My in-laws h...How about one of these for the house? My in-laws have one and you just need to know the code to get into their house. http://www.kwikset.com/smartsecurity/electronic-locks/electronic-deadbolt.aspxalison hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11186763668711048438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-64412949693749096782014-02-12T09:54:14.420-05:002014-02-12T09:54:14.420-05:00That is the worst! Been there, done that. Luckily ...That is the worst! Been there, done that. Luckily only once (should I knock on wood now?) I can't think of anything that is my Kryptonite off the top of my head. Is that a good thing or bad? srjones03https://www.blogger.com/profile/03429556475446816594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4071987159907366396.post-31627908411526645382014-02-12T09:47:54.993-05:002014-02-12T09:47:54.993-05:00Bahahahaha! I can't believe he broke into his ...Bahahahaha! I can't believe he broke into his own car. Although I DO see the logic in it!! Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08820601784610439713noreply@blogger.com