Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Confessions



I really like Only One by Kanye. I know. I KNOW. How could this happen? He's king douche. I feel sorry that it's about his dead mom who he clearly misses.  I don't know what to say...I like it. It's catchy even though it's auto tune. I'm making this worse with these excuses.

Since I let that shit balloon fly, I also like FourFiveSeconds, by Rihanna with Kanye and Paul McCartney.

I time myself when I unload the dishwasher for no reason.

When I make PB&J, after I'm done, I dip the knife in the PB then quickly into the J and lick it off.

I also sometimes put mini marshmallows on top of nutella and eat it off of a little spreader since we don't keep a lot of sweets in the house anymore.

The aces must be in a certain suit order when I'm playing solitaire.

If my hair is up when I'm driving, I will roll a piece of it continually against my head for a long time without even realizing it. By the time I do it's so tight it will practically stay there by itself. 

I only eat green Jolly Ranchers. 

When I'm really tired I rub my nose really hard around in a circle. My brothers do this too.

What about you?

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44 comments:

  1. Your brother likes Kanye's,music. I do not pay attention to him or the K's and J's. Oh on the nose rubbing. Lucky you kids have noses left, LOL! I scape the peanut butter knife along the rim and then lick it. Sometimes I chip my nail polish off, especially if it is glitter. I do not wash my face before going to bed. I read my phone too much.
    It is kind of like a periodical.
    Carpe Diem!
    Love, Your Momma

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  2. I admit to liking Kanye's older stuff, circa 2008-2010. HOWEVER, have we considered that maybe his mother just taught him that he was (too) special and that's why he believe he deserves everything and his friends deserve everything? (Though I do feel bad that she died so young...this might be the teacher in me coming out).

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  3. There are a few Kanye things that I liked from his earlier years, like Gold Digger....I wont deny. But he sure is a douche canoe for sure! I absolutely time myself while unloading the dishwasher as well! I want that shit done as fast as possible! NO shame in the game!

    And are there other Jolly Ranchers other than the green ones? Isn't it like trail mix where all you want are the M&M's and don't understand why there is all that other rubbish in the bag?

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  4. Kanye, really?? It's like I don't even know you anymore! Haha! I heard a Nick Jonas song on the radio and didn't know it was him till I Shazam'ed it. My heart broke a little, but it was catchy. The PB&J thing is hilarious, I totally like the knife after the PB!

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  5. I have never timed myself unloading the dishwasher, but now I want to! The nose rubbing thing is hilarious, because it sounds weird, but I can picture exactly what you're talking about - my goddaughter does it too!

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  6. I would totally time the dishwasher thing when I was younger but since ours hasn't worked in months and my landlord is never around I have been doing them by hand. I totally do the nose thing too!!

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  7. ha! how you feel about liking/admitting you like that kanye song is how i felt when i discovered shake it off was taylor swift. i mean, IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT. i was appalled then horrified then embarrassed. but it's a song, so what?
    and no judgement about marshmallows on the knife; sometimes i spoon apple butter from the jar right into my mouth and then put it back into the fridge.

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  8. Kanye...he is a huge jerk but I admit that some of his songs are okay. It kills me to admit it, but I also like Taylor Swift recently too....

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  9. when I'm tired I rub my eyes, like a baby. My favourite jolly ranchers are the watermelon, but i like grape and the blue ones too. Not a fan of the green. I haven't heard that Kanye song (either one, actually) but I have pretty lame taste in music so I don't judge... ok, it's Kanye, I judge a little. jk.

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  10. Oh my gosh the one about both you and your brother rubbing your nose is really interesting!!! I'll take the other jolly ranchers that you aren't eating!! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston

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  11. OH NO NOT KING DOUCHE!!! AHH....
    I have actually avoided listening to the song with Paul because I'm scared I might light it HA!
    And yes only green jolly ranchers for me too!

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  12. I cannot stand Kayne, but I do like that song. However, I refuse to purchase it. He doesn't need my money.

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  13. I Love FourFive seconds. I would be mortified if anyone saw what was on my iTunes.

    I totally do the pb&j thing and I also put chocolate chips on a spoonful of peanut butter.

    I have timed myself making the bed so I can tell John exactly how long it takes when he tells me he doesn't have time to make it in the morning.

    I don't wash my face before I go to bed. Gross, I know I know. Also, our outside Christmas decorations are still up.

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  14. I like the FourFiveSeconds song.

    I love Blank Space by T-Swifty and I hate myself for it.

    I don't time my dishwasher emptying time, but I do empty it in a very specific order.

    I've been eating Starburst jelly beans for the past 20 minutes.

    Happy 84th PopPop!!!

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  15. I've actually never heard the songs you listed... life you live when you have no car (and no radio) and only go to country bars!

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  16. I love FourFiveSeconds too, but cannot get on board with any Kanye song...he is the one guy I would love to punch in the face! That's my confession!! Ha!!

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  17. I like both of those songs and I'm ASHAMED. but I can't help it. also why only green jolly ranchers?

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  18. Um, how have I not ever heard these songs? Actually I probably have and don't know who sings it - that is usually how I am, lol

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  19. I do the nose thing too but only because it's stuffed. I wish I didn't because it just makes it worse sometimes! So funny about you timing yourself when you unload the dishwasher! My confession - I lick the foamed milk off the underside of my Starbucks lid. Can't let that awesome stuff go to waste!

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  20. haha, you could tell me that you put Nutella on a salad and I'd be like "I feel that girl", lol.

    That's funny about your nose. My mom's whole side rubs their nose when they're stressed, it's so funny. Kinda the same~

    And Kanye for sure IS talented, hence why he feels entitled to be the worst person alive. It's a vicious cycle!

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  21. I only like watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

    I haven't heard the first song you mentioned but FourFiveSeconds is pretty decent. At least the version they did at the Grammys because it's the only one I've heard.

    The thing you do with marshmallows and Nutella? I do that with pb and chocolate chips.

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  22. I time myself doing random chores too! Literally no reason behind it.

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  23. I do some things similar to you timing yourself unloading the dishwasher like timing my showers in the morning and counting my laundry detergent while I pour it directly in the dispenser instead of measuring it out like normal people. I think the green jolly ranchers are my least favorite so all for you!

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  24. I love the song FourFive Seconds! It is just too catchy!!
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  25. Nutella and marshmallows sound amazing! The Rihanna song drives me nuts mostly because of the whole people not knowing who Paul McCartney is, it's a good song but will be forever tainted for me.

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  26. My suits have to be in a certain order too when I play solitaire. I even lose points on the electronic version when I move them around.

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  27. How do you time yourself? Like on the iPhone or microwave? Or just count in your head. I do it as well and was wondering if we are kindred spirits hahahahahhaa

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  28. I like the four five seconds song too, it's Rhianna though that gets me. I too lick everything off the knife for an extra taste. Before I started my whole 30 Nutella was my go to for a little/big spoonful of something sweet!!! I had way too many in the darkness of my pantry lol

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  29. I refuse to listen to Kanye, simply because I'm afraid I'll like it and then I'll feel terrible for supporting that asshat.

    Is anyone NOT auto-tuned these days?

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  30. Love a confession . . . people are so cool . . . and weird! :-) I need to do this one day . . . it could be an endless post! Ha!

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  31. Hahaha cracking up at the "I time myself when I unload the dishwasher". I love when people have little quirks like this. And I know I have many but I can't currently think of any?! And Kanye. Ewwww I just think he is a complete dbag and can't get behind his music anymore :(. I wish he was a nicer human.

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  32. I love fourfiveseconds but can't stand all 3 of them. Go figure! Maybe it's because Kanye doesn't sound like Kanye?

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  33. I love fourfiveseconds but can't stand all 3 of them. Go figure! Maybe it's because Kanye doesn't sound like Kanye?

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  34. I too like some of Kanye's music but he's a douchecanoe x 1000. And similar to Marla and some others up there, I'm digging some of TSwift's latest album. Who am I?

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  35. Mm, marshmallows.

    I love the yellow jolly ranchers.

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  36. I don't Jolly Ranchers at all. They were just never appealing to me. On the other hand.... I buy those super huge marshmallows (the obnoxiously large ones that don't toast well over a fire) and then toast them over a stove eye. The best part about the obnoxiously large ones is that you can slide the toasted layer off and retoast until the marshmallow is all gone! I have been seriously judged by everyone who has seen me in toasting action. I can't help it, I have a marshmallow toasting life skill and a marshmallow eating addition.

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  37. I used to LOVE Kanye back maybe 4-6 years ago. He was incredibly innovative and hadn't quite merged into the egotistical area he has now. I hated both Only One and Four, Five Seconds the first time I hated them. I think it was more on theory because unfortunately the more I listen to both of them the more I find myself enjoying them. I don't like admitting that fact.

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  38. Ill confess this - I have a love hate relationship with Kanye. I actually love a lot of his music "only one" included ... but I cannot stand him. I used to like him a while back but his ego exploded and now I just can't. His music is still good tho, I can appreciate that.

    Now everytime I make a PB and J I will probably do that!!

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  39. my grandma rubbed her nose all over her face when she was tired

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  40. I love that new Jonas kids song. I was so ashamed of myself when I realized it was him. Haha dont care though, still like it.

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  41. I've pretty much stopped listening to music, trying to catch up on my audio books before they expire! Yes on the nutella...we have gotten rid of a lot of things and I just slathered that on a few saltines. It was rather delightful. I used to time myself doing a lot of things and got a lot of things accomplished quickly. Adding that to my list of ways to get shit done.

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  42. I only eat green Jolly Ranchers too! Oh wait, and the cinnamon ones, but those aren't usually around. I really like Kanye's music, but think he's a douche. It's such a struggle!

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  43. I do a weird rubbing thing, too! (That sounds creepy.) When I'm talking and I can't find the words for what I want, I rub my eyes.

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  44. I play with my ears when I'm tired. Marshmallows on Nutella is genius!

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