Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Signs from Beezelbub


When one has it coming out of both ends Exorcist-style all night and then stops to get ginger ale, Gatorade, and Vitamin water in the morning only to have the total be $6.66, that's surely a sign that the Devil is puppetmaster to your bowels. 

Damn you traveler's dinareena. You are real. An estimated 10 million international travelers get it every year. Beautiful places and sun in winter cost you more than just airfare and hotel stay. 

To be fair, the puking is on me...I gagged myself thinking that was the problem...it wasn't. The only other puke incident was when I chugged two bottles of water and shocked my dehydrated ass.

Mexico pics tomorrow. Today...I'm just hoping to get through it without shitting my pants in public. I feel a general sense of malaise and would like to lay down and wake up tomorrow feeling tip top.

There. Aren't we all closer now? Poop talk is the cement of a good friendship.

SMD

23 comments:

  1. Sorry to hear you haven't been feeling well. I got married in Cancun last year and was extremely fortunate not to be plagued by this, but a few of our wedding guests weren't. When we got back to the States, my husband took an extra day or two off for "Montezuma's Revenge".

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  2. No bueno Steph! I hope you feel better soon and fingers crossed you do not shit your pants today.

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  3. Oh no! Hope you manage to make it to the bathroom in time, and no accidents. Depends is your friend! ;)

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  4. UGH! I hope you feel better soon! Yes, poop talk is the cement of a good friendship...or any relationship!

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  5. I love a good poop talk. Hope you and MFD's sore buttholes (LOL, it just auto corrected to buttonholes) recover and you manage to get through the day without accidents. When I first started one of my old chemo treatments, I pooped my pants at Wegmans. Not that that will make you feel better, but now you can imagine me running ala Finch through the aisles of crowded ass Wegmans to get to the bathroom in the front of the store... and that should give you a good laugh. Just don't laugh so hard you poop your pants. Feel better <3

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  6. oh noooo! i am so sorry you are feeling bad. that just SUCKS. can't wait for the pics tomorrow!

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  7. Oh no! I hope that you feel better ASAP! Poop is no fun!

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  8. oh no!! that sucks. mexico gets me every time. the last time i went there, i got such a bad case of the runs i nearly passed out on the toilet and caught myself mid-fall. i hope you feel better soon!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

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  9. "the Devil is puppetmaster to your bowels" hahahahaha I'm sorry you're sick but that was comedy gold.

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  10. That receipt for $6.66... crazy! I hope you feel better soon! I really want to live vicariously through you and all those gorgeous Mexico pictures. I'll pass on the aftereffects, though.

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  11. I hope you feel better soon! That sucks :( And you're so right, poop talk breaks down all walls. It opens up all communication haha.

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  12. I mean, you kind of deserve it for going on a warm vacation while I'm freezing my tits off.

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  13. hope you feel better. although i can say i deal with certain things like this on a daily basis but it comes with what i was recently diagnosed with and have had it for years.

    http://hotpinkowl02.blogspot.com/2014/03/blog-hop-2014.html

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  14. Additional healing lights. At least you won't need a colon cleansing.
    And the weather to welcome you home is not so bad! 37 vs 10!!!
    Love your MOMMA

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  15. Oh god, the worst. I got sick on our last day in Cancun last year and it was horrendous. My stomach wasn't right for a month after we got back.

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  16. oh, it is so horrible. Last week I had it. Imodium has been my bestie recently. Feel better quick!

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  17. I will enjoy the pictures of Mexico and be thankful that when there I went my butt came home unscathed. No need to revisit the Satan's playground.

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  18. to the tune of Alouette:

    ♫ ♪ diarrhea, we've got diarrhea
    diarrhea, the poop that squirts right out ♪ ♫

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  19. I'm just spitballing here, but could it be possible that when you posted your "sorry for all the photos of how awesome it is to be in the sun" status update as the 99th winter storm was bearing down upon all of your friends back home, you may have poked the wrong bear? So much so, in fact, that said bear made a deal with Satan that resulted in your explosive diarrhea? Cause and effect, Steph. Cause. And. Effect.

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  20. Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Oh what a relief it is...sorry that just popped in my head!!

    Hope there were no pant disasters in public!!!

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  21. Oh no…feel better!

    (I just had a flashback of our last vacation.)

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  22. Mexico kind of sucks for this reason. I know it can happen anywhere but it has only happened to me there and as I told you before, I am bitter. Hope you are feeling much better!

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