Thursday, December 12, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - short and sweet


1. Short and sweet today because my impromptu upstairs office transformation project blew up and spread to moving furniture in all four upstairs bedrooms, purging all rooms, moving furniture to the basement, picking furniture up and assembling it, and waiting for furniture to be delivered.  Who does this shit two weeks before Christmas? CRAZY PEOPLE, THAT'S WHO. You may recall our kitchen renovation project was finished DECEMBER 23 a few years ago and we were hosting Christmas that year and had to decorate and put the house back together and do food prep all in five minutes. We're not hosting this year, but still...what is wrong with us? Or me, really, MFD is just forced along for the ride. By Sunday we should be finished. Stay tuned for pics next week.

2. Why are these two back in the news? I've seen them in magazines. Living atop of Douche Hill must've gotten lonely.
3. Winter is a whore. A beautiful whore with her branches laden with pure snow and glittering ice, dazzling the eyes. But a whore nonetheless. My toes. They're frozen. Two layers of everything today.

4. Wednesday, December 18! Less than a week until the 2013 Year in Review link up. Anything and everything goes - your favorite events/books/movies/recipes/products. Join Jen from That's What She Read and me for a Year in Review Link Up - Your Favorite Things in 2013. Grab the code below and spread the word! Let's get a highlight reel going around the internets. Those of you who don't have a blog, get your list ready! I want to read your 2013 highlights here in the comments on Wednesday!
That's What She Read
5. Happy birthday to my Gamma today! She doesn't use the internet but will feel the love.
6. Will poop references ever not be funny, and will most conversations ever end up not being about poop?
7. I forgot my phone at home this morning. Balls.

Tomorrow: Friday the 13th and other shit I don't believe in.

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24 comments:

  1. haha i love that ecard. and happy bday to your grams!!! you're so lucky to still have a grandma.

    i also hate the winter. if it weren't so dang cold, i could take the snow but the -40 temps? NO THANKS.

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. My parents got a new kitchen floor on December 21st a few years ago. That was fun.

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  3. I work in child care so really, a large part of my work conversations are about poop haha. Poop jokes will ALWAYS be funny.

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  4. I saw Spencer and Heidi in a restaurant in Vegas once. It was as anti-climactic as you could imagine. It was before they were totally crazy and my sister-in-law had to point them out to me. I wish they would go away, too.

    Excited for your reveal pics. And the link-up! Stay warm!

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  5. Triple boo on the extreme cold. I would like the temp to never go below 40 degrees. I would like snow and ice to only be on the grass. No slipping and sliding on roads, driveways, etc. Today is the first time I am venturing out since Monday night. Taking G her birthday cake, mac and cheese, and Xmas cookies. Everyone stay warm. #THINKWARMTHOUGHTS
    Love your MOMMA

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  6. I cannot friggen stand heidi and spence gross!!

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  7. Ok, having grabbed the code, what do I do with it? Google search yielded zilch... I am confused, as usual.

    Love poop talk. Love crazy. (reminds me of the head co.)

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  8. I'm loopy on my Benedryl premed. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Sorry, I can't contribute much more than that.

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  9. Poop will never not be funny. Leaving your phone at home is a disaster; I always panic that I'm going to have some sort of emergency and not have my phone. Nevermind that we all lived forever without them.

    We closed on our house on December 2, had it painted, moved in, and then left for Christmas for 10 days in 2011, so I totally get it. When you want shit done, you want it done. Also, I should note that we had agreed to not look at houses until December that year so we could buy and move in the spring. Oops. I take full blame for that one. Also, we moved during a snowstorm.

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  10. So you are revealing your crazy basement level with the transformation, eh? Love that ecard! I cant wait to see what all you have done.

    Speidi is just RIDICULOUS! No one cares about them anymore. Stop trying to make them a thing, media!

    While working on my 2013 review post, I decided this year was not my favorite.

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  11. Girl you are crazypants doing renovations right now, but I know the feeling when something just HAS to get done. Gotta go with it when the mood strikes. Happy Birthday to your Gamma! That ecard is too funny!! Walking the pup in this cold is for the birds, too freaking cold and we are supposed to be getting snow this weekend! :(

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  12. so im dumb and scheduled a link up for next wednesday but it totally fits with yours!! whoo hoo!!!!! and you are crazy doing renovations right now.

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  13. There was a Heidi and Spencer special on the other night that I DVR'd and it was a breath of fresh air into who they really are the nasty things they were persuaded to do on camera just to stay relevant and make money. I kinda almost felt bad for them. But I want to believe them considering they're still together, and if they weren't who they were saying they really are they never would have lasted this long.

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  14. Poop jokes never get old.... EVER!

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  15. poop poop poop i cant believe you forgot you phone poop. can wait to do the year in review link up. poop

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  16. Happy Birthday to Gamma!

    I'm one of those who doesn't find poop funny, but I also don't judge those who do. LOL

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  17. I think Heidi and Spencer are in the news again because they are now broke. BOO-FREAKING-HOO to them.

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  18. I saw a little of the Heidi and Spencer interview. He got fat and they admitted to lying about everything. It was kind of refreshing to see that they are still happily married though. I'm working on my linkup post right now! :)

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  19. Poop jokes are always funny. Also, I cannot believe #1 isn't driving you to the brink of insanity. I would probably be in the fetal position on the bathroom floor.

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  20. Poop jokes are always funny. Good luck with your remodel. I bet it will feel AMAZING when you're done, but your timing could have been a little better :) Like spring time? Stay warm.

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  21. First and foremost: Happy Birthday to Gamma! :D "Will poop references ever not be funny, and will most conversations ever end up not being about poop?" No and no. One of my girlfriends and I are so notorious for talking about poop that we eventually started a virtual tag which we called #poopjar ... y'know, like instead of a swear jar. We could probably retire by now if it was real.

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  22. Anytime I am without my phone I feel very naked!

    Happy birthday Gamma! Extra cake for her please!

    Good luck with the transformation! I can't wait to see it! I haven't done anything crazy, but I am hosting Christmas on the 21st this year and still haven't done a thing! Time to get crackin'!

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  23. Gyahhh! #1 is SO me. I always get random stuff done, but the crucial, day to day, so we can survive stuff? Ugh. Not so much.

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