Thursday, October 31, 2013

Thursday Thoughts...your weekly dose of random on Halloween

1. Happy Halloween, mofos! I need to throw my costume together tonight. Nothing crazy this year.

2. I got soul but I'm not a soldier. I got soul but I'm not a soldier. I got soul but I'm not a soldier. I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER.
All These Things That I've Done by The Killers on Grooveshark

3. I've spent the past week swimming in the James Patterson pool. It's nice to take a dip every once in a while but I'm ready to get out. Currently I'm almost halfway through The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion. What are you reading?
4. Happy birthday to my uncle, a Halloween baby with a penchant for telling scary stories he made up like The Chicken Heart that nearly made me wet my pants in fear throughout my childhood. Okay, thoughout now. I still can't hear The Chicken Heart without my blood chilling.
Happy birthday also to my Internet avoiding friend Jimmy.
5. You guys, I'm being really good with Sons of Anarchy. I am not stopping life and watching six shows a night (most days). I'm rationing episodes. This is a huge feat for a binge watcher like myself. I still have one episode left in season two.
6. I've been overhearing MFD watching Ancient Aliens and I'm more interested than I'm letting on. Especially after I caught a glimpse of this guy's hair. I mean...this almost makes it a must watch.
7. We can't control anything in life except our reaction to things. That's the bold, plain truth. Read  Kathy's Happiness post at Vodka and Soda. We sing in the same choir so to speak. 

8. I'm sick of pushy male commuters. I'm not saying you have to let women go ahead of you to board the train, but I am saying you are not allowed to push anyone out of the way to get on, male or female. And when you push a woman, well you're an asshole bully tittybaby, aren't you? It is annoying to have to push back or tell adult males to stop pushing. I'm claustrophobic and afraid of jail otherwise I'd cut a bitch. Can you tell?
9. I'm girding my loins to be plunged into darkness at 5 p.m. since we turn back the clocks this weekend. Bring on the increased dosage of Vitamin D supplements. I'm also steeling myself for the havoc winter wreaks on my skin. My weapons: Ahava mineral body lotion, Palmer's Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E body butter from The Body Shop (I wait for their killer sale and look out for Groupons to save cash), and J&J baby oil gel. What are your go to lotions when you need to bring out the big guns?
10. E-card of the week:
Trick or treat, mofos. Go get some candy. Save the Reese's peanut butter pumpkins for me. 
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  1. Oh my gosh, Ancient Aliens is the best thing ever! The crazy hair combined with all the other craziness - priceless! Palmer's Cocoa Butter is my favorite, and I also switched to using a shower oil instead of soap. My skin flakes thank me.
    I'm currently reading A Confederancy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. Highly recommended.

    Happy Halloween!

  2. The first Ecard made me snort and disturb Steve from his beauty rest. Oooops. Whatevs, I'm not sorry.
    3. I'm not reading anything. So sad. So lame.
    4. Happy Birthday!!
    5. Ooooooooh, it's getting good!!
    6. My new hair resembles that if I finger comb all the product out.
    8. Push an asshole back.
    9. First Aid Beauty intense repair cream. Looking to try some new stuff.
    10. I bet that's a long list

  3. Great ecard! You started my day off right.
    I am currently reading The Moon and More by Sarah Dessen.
    Those are the stories that make me glad I don't have to commute with idiots like that. Argh!
    Happy Halloween!

  4. When I use to commute I hated when that happened. I was forced to push my way through against the a holes. I totally get you.

  5. i used to get into fights on the subway ALL THE TIME. bitches be all pushing and shit when i have no where to go so i'd have to holler "BACK THE FUCK UP!! i can't go anywhere else!!"

    thanks for the shout-out lady! it makes my boner swell with happiness when people think my mindless drivel is helpful. let's be bosom buddies forever.

    happy halloween!

    Vodka and Soda

  6. I am sooooooo dreading it getting dark at 5. I didn't think I would like SOA at all, but it's my new favorite show. I have been pretty good about conrolling myself with the episodes, but then I don't really have any plans this weekend promises.

  7. I'm a big James Patterson fan but I can't read too many of his books in a row. My newest read is "The Book Thief." Planning on starting it today or tomorrow.

  8. James Patterson Kiss the Girls & a few others, then no more of him. I need to visit the library now. I will go to the Bottom Dollar today, they are advertising TURKEYS for $.37/lb
    and stop at the library on my way.
    Begone darkness. The only good thing is that time flies, so it will be light again before we know it.
    Happy Halloween from a person who loathes dressing up. Unless it is in that lovely blonde wig.
    Love your MOMMA

  9. How are you not binging on SOA!!! That is some restraint!! Love that dudes hair!! Palmer's Cocoa Butter is my jam in the winter!!

  10. Mirrka - which shower oil? I am afraid of slipping and killing myself in the shower but that does appeal to me.

    I couldn't get into A Confederacy of Dunces. Similar to Franzen novels that everyone loves and I just...can't.

  11. I am TILL reading The Midget House... a very long process for a book that is really a 0ne-afternoon book. Now that I only read while waiting for someone in my car, I do NOT finish books in an afternoon.

    And push the assholes back, and hard.

  12. Tara and I karaoked #2 on Friday. It was awesome. And by that I mean we sucked but we've got spirit damnit.
    Agreed about the pushing like wtf?! Really?! I snap. And I'm not nearly the worst thing riding el trains in downtown Chicago so I ain't afraid to get into some scraps, cops have better things to do than worry about me and my elbow throwing.
    And body butter. Yes, that's my go to. Also the Butterball from Lush, if you're an occasional bath-soaker. It's amazing.

  13. I've calmed the hell down with SOA and I'm down to about 2 episodes a night and--gasp--I even skip a couple of days. That said, we're getting ready to start season 5. At least I still have that and season 6 to get me through.

    Winter time brings out Body Shop lotion and Bath and Body paraffin hand lotion. Kiss my ass, dry skin.

  14. I love that Killers song.

    I've never heard of Ancient Aliens and I'm OK with that, but the hair is pretty stellar.

    I pretty much LMAO at "asshole bully tittybaby."

  15. I use a combo of coconut oil, L'Occitane's almond oil, and Body Shop's Shea butter products in the winter, for my body. Face gets Clinique's Moisture Surge or the Arbonne aging line.

  16. palmers is a miracle worker. it's a fact. and that guys hair makes me want to watch that show.

  17. That hair...and what the hell is an Ancient Alien anyway...and your description of that crack-azz guy is freaking hilarious...don't forget your knife tomorrow...that public transit system would send me to the loony bin! Happy Halloween, mofo! ;)

  18. Ancient Aliens is a show that my husband loves. That guy creeps me out! I love all the memes out there with him haha!

    My skin hates the winter too! My hands are already super dry and starting to crack and it is still mild here! I love Body Shop, when are their sales? I am going to try some new products this year.

  19. I cannot sing the praises of coconut oil enough for dry skin. I should be a coconut oil spokeswoman.

    I am not looking forward to the two hours of nonstop growling and barking I am in store for tonight. It is raining, so sitting outside is not even an option. Womp womp.

  20. One of my students was the ancient aliens guy for Halloween- hilarious!!

  21. I'm using Raw Senses Honey & Almond shower oil. It foams when you rub it into your skin, so slipping and breaking your neck shouldn't be a huge risk :)

  22. I just finished Allegient last night so need a new book to start. And have been watching Prison Break as I never watched it when it was actually on TV. Happy Halloween :)

  23. Kathy wins all the things for that blog post. I love her so much!

    I am rereading Catching Fire so I can be best prepared for the movie, like a true teenager :)

    Have fun tonight, ya old dork! xoxo

  24. Since I am a day late on life, I am reading this post- costume on Instagram and it was so awesome! You guys are so creative. And that guy does have amazing hair. Did the aliens make it that way?

  25. I'm reading the latest Sookie Stackhouse book. I'm about to start reading Orange is the new black.

    As far as male commuters, maybe you should start pinching butts. That'll teach 'em.

  26. I HATE the darkness so early, but it does make it slightly easier to wake up in the morning. . . .

    I've self diagnosed myself with that seasonal affective disorder. Even a few gray days in a row in the summertime gets me down. I recently got a "happy light" (no shit - that is actually the name) and I'm excited to see if it helps!


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