Tuesday, March 26, 2013

"Cure for an obsession: get another one." ~ Mason Cooley

My current obsessions...

Conspiracy theories about stupid shit. Example:
I think Bieber's team plants stories in the media about someone wanting to castrate him and someone supposedly pregnant with his spawn to make people think he has man parts...
when really he's a lady.
I mean it's fine, either way. Really.
Just please...stop mentioning things that involve Bieber's wang.
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How badly Tuesday sucks.
Every week I seriously spend two hours too many thinking about this.
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Kind bars. I could eat 476 in one sitting.
Which defeats the purpose, I know.
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Beyonce. The ceramic chicken, not Sasha Fierce.
My BFF Laura is also obsessed with Beyonce. 
She even included Beyonce on her freaking Christmas cards. WINNER!
The inclusion of the photo of Chris and Erik Estrada 
to the left of Beyonce only adds to the card's awesomeness.
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Books.

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Brother's Pizza. For life, yo.

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Anti-aging everything.
Kiss my behind, fine lines.
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Oranges. And strawberries.

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Finding a maxi dress or skirt that will look good on me.
This is a pipe dream that I've been chasing for years.
All of them make me look like a dump truck.
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Painting my front door yellow. What's stopping me?
It requires sanding. I hate sanding.
Who wants to sand my door for me? Anyone? Bueller?
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Unicorns
Buy This Here
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People getting what they deserve -  good and bad.
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Having my current spending freeze kick my last spending freeze's ass.
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Sweet Brown. Duh.
Also, making sure everyone I know knows about Sweet Brown.
It makes me sad when I find out someone doesn't know SB.
Everybody got time for that.
I said Lord Jesus, it's a faaaahr. I said Lord Jesus, it's a faaaahr.
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Hot dogs. I'd eat one every day if I could.
Yes, I know what they're made of, thank you.
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Ruminating on gender roles. Future blog posts are in various draft form.
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Lord Disick. I can't help it. 
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26 comments:

  1. Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. DAMN you!!!! Now I have Sisqo in my head. Which I guess is better that the Biebs. I haven't heard any of these alleged wang rumors. And to be honest, I'm glad.

    Now that JT is back, there can only be ONE Justin!!

    I'm gonna be completely honestly, Lord Disick is the only reason I watch any of the Kardashian shows. I like him. Always have.

    I like hot dogs with the cheese in them. My arteries are clogging at the thought.

    Happy Tuesday. NO SNOW!!!

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  2. dude. beyonce is the shit.
    i read most of her book while on the elliptical at the gym and i would burst out laughing like an idiot. im positive that people thought i was slightly insane.

    oh, and ill totally come sand your door for you (for some reason, when i typed that it felt all kinds of wrong..maybe its just too early for my brain to function on a level any higher than an 8th grade boy anyway..) ill come sand your door for you if you come make me dinner for a week!

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  3. Ahhhh.... loving this post!!! And yes, hot dogs... now I'm wanting one!

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  4. I will NOT be volunteering to sand your door. Sanding is terrible! I sanded a table in the middle of the summer in Texas and about killed myself.

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  5. "Makes me want a hot dog real bad!"

    Here's something funny: on Bloglovin' your post about obsessions has the pic of Bieber, making it appear that you're obsessed with the Biebs.

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  6. Just found your blog through the just because link up! That video is so funny " aint nobody got time for that" lol can wait to read more and to start following you!

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  7. In my world, life = obsessions.

    Lately, a prominent one is home improvement... not the best thing to obsess about when out of work. Can't eve look at my kitchen floor these days.

    And hot dogs? Hell, ALL foods are on the list!

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  8. I can never find a maxi dress that doesn't make me look preggo! I feel your pain. Love your blog :)

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  9. i have never heard of this version of beyonce. wow. i will have to look into that.

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  10. ever since you posted about painting your front door yellow I have not stopped thinking about it! LOVE that idea!

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  11. Lord Disick. COME ON!!! I can't not kind of close half of one eye when he starts with his shenanigans. Ughhh.

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  12. I am obsessed with not running out of anything. I want everything in my kitchen that I need to make anything I want at any given time.
    The maxi-dress is absolutely horrid. Obsessed with my phone. Obsessed with loading every picture on our digital frame. Sadly, not obsessed with fitness & other healthy things. I want to eat and drink whatever I want and never gain weight or be unhealthy.
    Look forward to your blog Every.Single.Day! Sun is out and I am going to the target. #HAPPY&GRATEFULICAN. Everything is close to my home sweet home. LOVEIT#
    love your MOMMMA

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  13. Bieber is ridic, and Sweet Brown is hilarious!

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  14. First of all that pizza looks amazing! I would sand your door for you, I love stuff like that lol

    What wouldn't I spend my winning on??

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  15. Your door- liquid sander. About $7 for a bottle, have some ratty rags/towels. You will thank me. Ain't no body got time to sand.

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  16. Two words: liquid sandpaper.

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  17. I love your conspiracy theory. :-)

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  18. I am rooting for The Beibs as Fug Madness champ this year.

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  19. yes! on beyonce, people gettin' what they deserve, especially.

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  20. How much I hate the Kardashians is only outweighed by how much I love the things that come out of Lord Disick's mouth.
    And Tuesdays do suck, and I do think about it every single Tuesday. They get worse by the week. Seriously.

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  21. yum orange and strawberries i could eat a plateful of those two fruits for sure!! good thing strawberries will be in season soon!

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  22. I'm waiting for Selena Gomez to say something, anything about her time with Bieber. She's got to have good stories! What are Kind bars? I think I need to try this! What anti-aging stuff are you loving? I gotta know! I can't wear maxis ever. First, because I too look like a dump truck. Second, because they are too short for me. (I'm 6 feet tall). I'm starting another spending freeze April 1. I'm also giving up sweets and sugar for the month. I might be bitchy for 30 days. Can't wait for the gender role blog posts!

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  23. I love Beyonce. She is so freaking awesome. Hot dogs, well, I gave those guys up when I stopped eating meat but I will tell you...baseball stadium hot dogs are still very tempting. And those are the worst ones.

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