Wednesday, January 23, 2013

A Star is Born, Brody Jenner, Unicorns, and other Haphazard Wednesday Thoughts

See above for explanation of this random shit stream of thoughts.
Put your helmets on - we're about to get started.
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits, "F*ck you Debbie!"
Wednesday calls for a brief Eminem interlude. 

I like everything Brody Jenner posts on Instagram. I like his trips, his scenery, his dogs, his friends. I literally hit like and I like it all. I can't help it.

Humidifiers change my life every January. It takes me that long to get around to putting them out. Why do I suffer through December? Someone remind me next year, right after Thanksgiving: bring out the humidifiers.

I'm happy hockey is back even though the Flyguys have sucked a fat one so far. Hockey fans, check Brian out on Twitter. I rely on him for my hockey news and views.

Thanks to The Bloggess and her Unicorn Success Club, I'm totally into unicorns. I find myself working them into conversations, using them in exaggerated metaphors, and laughing at anything relating to them. Like this. Thanks to Jana, a friend from college and the woman behind The Daily Money Shot,  for pinning it.  For those of you who have a goal of changing your finances in 2013, head over and follow her. She has good tips.

Our office just underwent a major renovation. When I was putting my stuff back on Friday, I found this on the back of one of my business cards. I have no idea where it's from, or what it pertains to, but it made me laugh.

I'm reading a nonfiction book. This is extremely rare. A friend of mine from college wrote a book about her experience as a Teach For America teacher working in Baltimore for two years. It's well written, observant, engrossing, and available on Amazon. Check it out.

I am so so thankful to have a husband who starts my car and scrapes it off when there's winter precipitation. Thank you MFD!

Am I the only person who obsessively dumps the photos on my iPhone onto my computer? Having a ton of photos on there makes me mental.

I've been trying to eat better during the week. Yesterday I blame the frigid cold for forcing me to have a Twix bar at 3:34 p.m.

Speaking of...ecard of the week:

Damn the man! Save the Empire. Happy Wednesday.

Linking up with Shanna for Random Wednesday.


  1. I love all this randomness so early in the morning!!!!!

    Is Brody Jenner the douche canoe who dated Avril Lavigne!?!?!?!? SMD.... I expected more from you.

  2. Love it! I dump all Iphone photos onto my computer & now am taking pics of old pics with my Iphone and dumping them into my computer. The only thing I do not like to take pictures of is my own self- selfies, I think they are called. Ugh the neck situation when you reverse the camera.
    Abhor the cold. Like nothing that has to do with the K's or J's & very hard looking @ Bruce Jenner's plastic face. Ah, the unicorn, remember that pink sweatshirt with the hand-painted unicorn with your name on it.
    Horses are my totem- so the unicorn is the Goddess of the horse family.
    They are magical. Sorry for running on. Have a happy day & think warm thoughts. Love your mommma!

    1. They are selfies! Very good mother!

      I remember that unicorn sweatshirt. I wish I had a photo of that. If you find one, let me know!

  3. I am a member of the Double Unicorn Success Club, AND I laughed hilariously at Kourtney and Kim Take Whatever last week when Khloe stole the unicorn planter from the hotel lobby and carried it around and up to her room.

  4. ohhh and now I'm going to follow brody jenner on instagram. thanks for that. love your randomness.

  5. First, My Cousin Vinny Hate. Now Brody VD Jenner Love. I don't know how much longer I can keep going like this.

  6. I also rarely read nonfiction, but I absolutely do when it's written by a friend.

    Cracking up over the note on your business card with your serial killer handwriting! xoxo

  7. you and my husband are obsessed with unicorns. he likes to bring them up in conversation because it bugs the shit out of a coworker (that, and ponies) so he bought a my little pony tshirt and wears it to work on fridaysjust to creep out his coworker. imagine a 6'1, bald, muscular guy wearing a purple my little pony tshirt. it's actually pretty hilarious.

    i'm going to show him that unicorn image and he'll probably want to make a tshirt out of it LOL

    1. First of all, the Friday pony shirt is totally awesome. I hope he does make a shirt out of Stabby! He needs the Unicorn Success Club shirt from The Bloggess too!

  8. Oh, Stabby. I love it. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd go dig out the humidifier too.

  9. Melissa Swartz BorelliJanuary 23, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    Great Blog. I taught public school in Baltimore city for 4 years and judging soley on the title of that book I'm sure it's all true. I'll have to see if I can pick that up.

  10. Haha, I love that unicorn picture.

    And I really need to start dumping my photos...I usually just go through and delete a bunch of them but it's starting to get annoying, doing that.

    Pass the superglue...

  11. Oh Brody, he is the light of my instagram days :)

  12. I had no idea Brody was on Instagram. I have such a crush on him! Yay for hockey!!! I am so there with you on IPhone dumps. If I have more than 100, I go crazy. OMG. Empire Records is my favorite. Seriously, every time I read your blog, I swear we are soul sisters.

  13. Or I'm just a stalker. I'm following you on twitter now.


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