Thursday, August 23, 2012

Thursday Thoughts

1. I applied Skippy peanut butter to a Hershey's dark chocolate mini and ate it as a mini dessert. Peanut butter and chocolate is such an enjoyable combination. As Penny from Happy Endings would say, it was amalzing. See you soon Penny.

2. Who actually likes the taste of PBR? Anyone? Bueller?

3. You know you're striking a chord when you get anonymous hate comments on your blog. It's totally a sign that you're arriving. Or that you're driving one of your enemies to the brink of insanity but they can't stop reading your shit. Either way, haters gonna hate. Nothing you can do about it except continue to be awesome so they can stay in the hating business.

Thanks Laura for finding the haters gonna hate pics. I particularly enjoy the sweet mullet. 

4. Dealing with the Philadelphia Parking Authority over a late fee that they assessed incorrectly made me consider voluntary admission to a straitjacket program earlier this week. If you've never had an inkling of how someone could go postal, deal with PPA. You'll soon feel the whispers of the wings of madness beating against your ears.

5. Twenty seven days until vacation...two days in Cocoa Beach followed by six+ days off the grid on our cruise. I can't wait to be totally out of touch. I also can't wait for the sunrises and sunsets. Seeing them over open water is just wonderful. I am that person up at the crack of dawn on vacation wanting the most out of every day.

6. Rep. John Akin asserts that women can prevent themselves from getting pregnant by shutting down their parts during a LEGITIMATE RAPE. Who are you to redefine rape, Akin? My two favorite pieces that I've read on this: an open letter to Akin from Eve Ensler on the Huffington Post and this on People I Want To Punch in the Throat.

7. I'm reflecting a lot this week.

8. I started August with the intent of taking a photo every day with my phone, not publishing them anywhere, and presenting them with a grand flourish at the end of the month. Today is August 23. I have taken four. This is so happening in September.

9. I feel like going on a shopping spree at Pier 1. A papasan chair would be on the list even though I am very far out of college.

10. Please get on the facebook and like People of SEPTA. It is a total piss. Thanks Joe for sending it my way. If you have photos of people from SEPTA, tweet them to @peopleofsepta.

11. Cleaning tip: Use a pillowcase to clean your ceiling fans. All the gross dust falls into it. Take it outside and shake it out, then wash it. Dunzo.

12. Another summer has basically passed without me attempting the Pioneer Woman's Iced Coffee. Yet.

13. Sleepy bastards. I can't blame them. Tuesday night some jackholes down the block were having a rager. I woke up out of a dead sleep at 1:10 a.m. after hearing what sounded like two gunshots. Nope, just firecrackers. On a Tuesday night. In between houses. This went on until 3 a.m., with me yelling out the window every 15 minutes. I don't give a shit what you do or how loud you are late into the night on the weekend, but during the week I want to get out of bed, slip up to your house through backyards like a ninja in pajamas, roundhouse kick you in the face, and pack all of your extra booze into my cooler and roll it on out of there like a pirate claiming booty. SHUT UP.

14. Good morning William Penn.

15. I laughed like a maniacal loon at this ecard of the week (thanks for pinning it Cristina):

This has not been my best week in many areas of life. Thursday, old chap, be the day that turns things around.


  1. LMAo at that ecard, and the fact that I am irrationally excited about Happy Endings starting back up ever since I watched a rerun of it two weeks ago. That show is filled with joy and the kind of zany fun Friends used to have. I love it.

  2. Two things: 1.) Marshie Poo loves PBR. 2.) Kudos on the anonymous hate comments. I look forward to the day I receive my first one. For about a day I thought a recent comment on my blog was from a total stranger but it turned out to be my cousin. Farts.


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