Thursday, July 12, 2012

Thursday Thoughts

1. Dear Universe: I appreciate everything I have in my life, large and small - from the roof over my head to the nail polish on my fingers to the air I breathe.

2. I have an appointment with a new doctor today. It's like a first date. I dumped my last doctor because he was a douche who kept prescribing z-packs when they clearly weren't working. I suffered through the sinus infection from hell for an additional month due to his medical chicanery (three z-packs, one antibiotic that finally worked, and three courses of steroids). I hope this new practice is The One.


3. I dislike visors more than I should dislike any inanimate object. They sort of make me mad. I don't get the point of them. Just wear a hat.

4. I got my hair cut and colored last night by the effervescent Kristi Morgan at Sensational Scissors. I couldn't have survived another minute with Wednesday's hair. Thank you Kristi for restoring balance to my hair world.

5. Feeling relief when the temperature is 88 degrees is f'd up. The lack of humidity this week has been very refreshing. I love to talk about the weather.

6.  These are my beloved bound notebooks. Many a blog gone by is scribbled in these. My brainstorming lists for the Sannelli/DiCostanzo wedding readings are in these. Countless lists can be found in these - my current hot lists are California and Cruise. Serial killer handwriting lives in these. I don't leave home without them.

7. I try to stay away from packaged/processed foods.  I could make these on my own, and soon I will. Until then, Kind bars, I'm Forever Your Girl. You're singing the Paula Abdul song now, aren't you? Or is that just me?

8. Gus had to get his nails clipped this week. To say he was not pleased would be an understatement.

And when Gus is ready to go inside but Geege is still scampering around in the yard, Gus will go to the door and put his face right in it and just stand there like a statue until you let him in.

9. This mother cat took up residence under my neighbor's shed and had her kittens. Doesn't anyone remember Bob Barker? Spay and neuter people! I've been wondering why the entire yard smells like cat pee. The SPCA/Animal Control has been slow to respond.

10. Speaking of pee...we've reached that point in the summer where the entire train station smells like hot pee, and you can't walk a quarter of a block in this town without being assailed by the stench of B.O. Soap, water, deoderant, bathrooms, USE THEM! All of them. Coincidentally, this is also the time where I start to hate summer.

11. The sky has been awesome this week. This was the beautiful Tuesday sunset.

12. Shame on you, Kardashians. The world is upside down when someone can make Scott Disick look like a vulnerable Mr. Nice Guy. Kris Jenner and Kourtney K, I'm looking at you two. Is Kourtney certifiably insane only when pregnant or all the time? Discuss. p.s. Kim and Kourtney and everyone: stop harassing Khloe.

13. What happened to you, Tom Cruise? How did you go from Maverick to drinking beetle semen out of a sheep's bladder and whatever else you're doing in the name of scientology? I don't really know if he's doing that, I just made it up. It seems to fit in with other weird ass things I've heard about scientology. Do beetles even have semen? I digress.

Katie Holmes, please get on that Dawson's Creek reunion, NOW, since no one is telling you what to do anymore. Aside from me and probably a zillion other people on the internets.

14. Ecard of the week. I read this and immediately assumed this town was directly across the way from Asshole Island.

Two out of 14 mention pee. You can't beat that with a stick.


  1. HAAAAAAAAAAAA....drinking beetle semen out of a sheep's bladder


  2. beetle semen... grin.
    I was going to do a gratitude post this week - you beat me to it.
    The evening sky has indeed been spectacular this week.
    And MFD working on toenails made me chuckle.

    1. I am conscious to be grateful daily Mare! I should do gratitudes on here more often. We could all stand to be more grateful!

  3. Looks to me like "Gus likes the Fus." All the power to him!!!

  4. I think Gofuckyourselfville is the county seat of Asshole Island!


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