Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Won't you be my neighbor?

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You know that party question, if you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

Here's an off the top of my head glimpse at fictional characters and famous people I would have as neighbors, in a much larger version of Melrose Place.

Louis Skolnick from Revenge of the Nerds

Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters

Jason Bourne

Ice-T, Coco and Spartacus

Kat Stratford from 10 Things I Hate About You

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Joan from Mad Men

Garrison Keillor


Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

Brad & Jane from Happy Endings. Oh hell, Penny too. And Max. Not Alex. Ever.


Patsy Stone from AbFab

Lafayette Reynolds from True Blood

Dana Cannon from Moving Violations

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Liz Lemon from 30 Rock (or just Laura, since she actually is Liz Lemon)

Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

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The Bloggess, who would of course bring along Beyonce the Metal Chicken and HER BFF Laura.

Bill Clinton

Bobby Flay

Kelly Taylor, Brenda Walsh, and Dylan McKay from Beverly Hills 90210. Minute 2:26 in the video below is one of the best lines and deliveries in the history of television. Don't step to this.

Paul Finch from American Pie

Ina Garten

MFD's additions:

Pee Wee Herman

Owen Meaney

Roger Sterling from Mad Men
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Yoda from Star Wars

Fozzie Bear from The Muppets

William Wallace from Braveheart
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Mango from SNL

Tom from Parks & Recreation

Neo & Trinity from The Matrix

Cameron from Modern Family

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The parties would be so interesting.

Sweeping off my welcome mat,

p.s. VOTE TODAY, Pennsylvania residents!


  1. I thought this was a pageant question! I echo Jane, Brad, Max ANSI Penny from Happy Endings, and I'll take Stefan from VD and Eric from True Blood. hell, while I'm at it, I'll take the Cullen's, too. Alice throws the best parties. I would like Monica, Rchael and Chandler from Friends and Charlotte from S&TC. Bridget Jones' friend Sharon so we can say fuck a lot, and Hermione Granger from HP.

  2. Wait, I need more dudes, or they're all going to do it with Rachael and Charlotte! I'll take Handsome Rob from The Italiana Job, James Bond in any iteration but Roger Moore, and Boothe from Bones. Ooh, and Hodgins and Angela from Bones. And Ron Swanson.

  3. Barry and Michelle O, with their adorable kids Sasha and Malia, and their pup! Ina Garten is a good idea, so are Ice T, Cocoa and Sparticus. And I will admit that I think it would be fun to have the Kardashians live near by...but I am gross like that.

    1. I'd take Khloe and Lamar for sure, and could even handle Scott Disick. Kim and Kris no no no no no.

  4. Patsy for sure. House from House!!! Sanchez from The Closer. Oh, and Fritzie too. Matthew Gray Gubler and Shemar Moore from Criminal Minds. (combination of brains and HOT. Ellen. The whole Modern Family. Sheldon Cooper. (I seriously like autistic guys...). And of course, Grover from Sesame Street.

  5. ... and how could I not have Edina and Bubble with Patsy???

  6. If you lived next door to Otter, you two would be in competition to see who throws the best parties. It would be awesome.

    1. I feel a toga-off coming on between me and Otter.

  7. Brilliant and extremely entertaining. There is a lady at Nesh Manor who could be MANGO'S mother!! Love Otter, too. and Dana from Moving Violations.
    Would love The Great Outdoors John Candy family, Archie and Edith Bunker,
    Ricky, Lucy, Ethel, Fred! Oh I love thinking about it.

    your ever-loving MOMMA

  8. Ah, Mel Gibson when he was hot and still a closet racist/sexist/generally hateful, rage-filled loon.
    p.s. I hear Bobby Flay is a total butthole in person.

    1. I am mainly looking for Bobby to man the grill, which I will stay away from, reducing my interaction with him. Isn't he married to that lady who was Alex on L&O SVU? I like her. We could stand at the kitchen island talking trash about him while he grills steaks and tries to rub everything with chipotle something.

  9. "Bobby, don't talk, just cook." That could work for me. At least he's not that pretentious, orange croc-wearing weeble-wobble, Mario Batali. THAT guy really gets on my nerves. He can have his equally pretentious BFF Gwyneth Paltrow guest star on his show all he wants, but he still ain't gettin' any. Hollerrrrr....

  10. عندما يتعلق الامر بمكافحة الحشرات فلا مجال للاستهانه به لما له من اثر مباشر علي صحة الفرد والاسره بصفه عامه
    حيث ان وجود او مجرد ظهور الحشرات بالمنزل يؤدي الي انتشار الامراض بالاضافه الي الخسائر الاقتصاديه التي تخلفها ايضا
    لذا كان من الواجب علينا ضمان عدم ظهور تلك الحشرات مره اخري بعد مكافحتها حيث نوفر لك عميلنا العزيزي افضل
    شركة مكافحة حشرات بالخرج
    شركة مكافحة الفئران بالرياض
    مع ضمان عدم ظهور تلك الحشرات كل ما عليك هو التواصل معنا


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