Also considered as musical accompaniment: My Favorite Things by those damn Von Trapp children and their nanny. Except my name is not Laura Searle or Kim Van Schoyck and I am not enamored of The Sound of Music. But I digress.
Here are some of my favorite things, that I wish everyone had or had experience with...except for the selfish assholes who only think of themselves and don't care about others, or people that harm people or animals on purpose. For those people, I wish an eternal case of face sores that ooze foul smelling pus as well as a raging army of fire ants perpetually attacking their private parts. More digression, I know. These are a few of my favorite things:
Intimate Knowledge of this Movie (whoever stole my copy from my house, may your ass burn with the fire of 1 million suns for eternity)
Totes Clear Umbrella
Pureology Shampoo and Conditioner
Cindy Crawford Washable Slip Cover Sofas (especially if you have smelly snorting dogs who are always on the couch)
Ceramic Christmas Trees
A Tiny Baby Jesus Candle Purchased at ShopRite
Smoking Loon Cabernet
Experience Working For a Cause Like This
Parties where the Preferred Attire is a Wedding Gown
Professional Photography of your Dog(s)
Friends Like These
More favorite things to come, I'm sure. Until then, happy Monday. If you have off for this banker's holiday, I am jealous and bitter. Enjoy yourselves, and also: kiss my grits. I am getting a free lunch though, and chances are you are not.
Working on Columbus Day,
p.s. Good season Phils!
p.p.s. While I do wish I wasn't working, I don't think Christopher Columbus is a good reason to have the day off.