Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I Don't Get It - Volume II

More things I don't get, man.

1. People who still say "Just sayin'." Are you actually just saying it, or are you really doing it/thinking it/feeling it? The phrase's time has come to an end. I'm not just saying that. I really mean it.

2. When the weather turns from summer to those first crisp days of fall in October and people turn out in wool coats and gloves. No one has fleeces or lighter jackets? A heavier sweater and scarf are inadequate for 63 degree weather? Do their moms send them out like this in January?


3. Imma be. Say what? Sorry if you think I have a stick up my ass, but that is not English unless you fucked up your typing and meant to type "I'm a bee" in explanation of your Halloween costume. In the photo below, Gus might have mistakenly typed "Immapissedoffbe."

Gus - Halloween 2006
4. Thinking dolls and stuffed animals are cute as an adult.

5. Consistently being late. We all have things that delay us when we're trying to get somewhere. Life is about adapting and constantly examining options and priorities - sometimes you can't do something or deal with an issue AND be on time. If it can wait, let it wait. Most things can wait. Don't keep your clients, colleagues, friends or family waiting. It's unprofessional and rude.

Set your clock earlier or something, fool.
6. How my entertainment center can be dusty immediately after I dust it. Why, household gods? Why?

TV tuned in to Investigation Discovery Channel.

7. These two. She thinks she's more famous than she is. He is slow, and not in the wanting a man with a slow hand way of being slow.


8. The most recent upgrade to facebook. I can see what friends post on the walls of their friends that I don't know. Why would I want to be able to do this? Everyone likes to stalk a little bit but this is just a creeper's paradise, Zuckerberg.

9. This hairline.


10. Why people think only lazy uneducated hippies understand Occupy Wall Street. I have a job and a mortgage. I bathe daily and detest dreadlocks on white people. I don't piss outside unless it is absolutely necessary. I don't understand the concept of not working every day or not washing every day, but I do understand people taking issue with  the American taxpayers bailing out the banks and other corporations and then being pissed off when the banks hike fees on the consumers and stop lending money to small businesses; and the CEOs of the banks and other corporations continue to make a zillion dollars and receive bonuses. That makes no sense to the OWS protestors, and I have to agree with them. Some of the OWS people are probably lazy assholes, some of them are pissing all over the walls of City Hall or storing their urine in bottles here in Philly...but some of them are exactly like me, and work their asses off and are getting squeezed by the tax man while corporations fuck off and are not held accountable for what they've done with the money lent to them from my taxes, and CEOs of companies that were bailed out flitter around on private jets.

I am annoyed with every member of my government, and I think they should all be called to the carpet and impeached. I'm sick of the politicking, the finger pointing, and the arguing over gay marriage and abortions while people lose their jobs and homes. Fix the fucking economy and let people worry about who they marry or if they carry a child. Hold people accountable for their lives. Cut the lifetime pensions and health benefits for elected officials - you serve your term and you go, then you do something else. You don't continue to live off of the tax payers for eternity. Create jobs so the unemployed and the people on welfare can earn a living and provide for themselves. Give random drug tests for every person on welfare and fix that system - it was designed to give people a leg up, not to be their income for years and years. Run this country like a business and get us back to a stable place.

4 comments:

  1. I just stood up and clapped. You said it so well, and I couldn't agree more. Especially in regard to: immabe, the hair line, Kim & Dumbo and the gov'ment. Preach it, sister.

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  2. To add onto what lia said: i also fully agree with that horrible hairline and the way my media center gets dusty the minute we finish wiping it down.

    AND AMEN to your explanation of OWS. Luff you.

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  3. Love the Randy picture and Gussie as a bee!

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  4. we do share a brain,only yours is 10 years younger.xooxoxoxoxxx

    Lilly

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